
Monday
"In the works..."

Tuesday
"A Kooloo the Hamster Adventure!"
n at the beginning of 2008. It didn't place but I'm still fond of it because it was a good exercise crafting a story using characters that I didn't originally create... (CGAllan)(a short kids fantasy)
by C.G.Allan
Kooloo the space hamster was a very nervous animal. And it was as much a surprise to Kooloo himself as it was to anyone else that he found himself living in the Am
azing Travelling Space Circus, but he was the pet of two special children called Max and Lara, and they often needed his help, so he knew he had to stay there.
Even with this in his furry little mind, it was still a big surprise to Kooloo one day when Max came to him and said with a smile, “Kooloo we need your help tomorrow because Guv the ringmaster and Mrs Spectacles are celebrating their anniversary with a one-in-a-millennia wormhole trip back to Saturn to see its rings as they get spruced up by the Interplanetary Cleaning Guild.”
Kooloo just blinked and remained silent.
Lara came up behind Max and added, “That’s right, we’re short of an announcer for the Big Top tomorrow when we land on Nervosa-5.”
Kooloo began to rattle on a small keypad attached to the wrist of the protective spacesuit he wore and words began to appear on his helmet’s visor - ‘But I only have a squeaky voice!’
“Oh, don’t be anxious about it, you’ll do just fine,” smiled Lara. “Besides, the Nervosians are a see-through species so you won’t really know they’re there anyway.”
“Now, Kooloo…” smirked Max as he patted the hamster on the shoulder. “Don’t go trying to get out of this by jumping into one of the circus’s emergency escape pods. We need all the help we can get tomorrow and you’ll do just fine, OK?”
What else could Kooloo do but to say he would help? But even after he took the bold step of accepting the task, for the rest of the day he paced around and around watching the tall green and red stripes of the Big Top tent, dreading the coming morning. By the evening his stomach gurgled with nerves, his legs were tired from all the walking back and forth, and his fur stuck up as he shivered with worry.
Usually when Kooloo was anxious about something he’d comfort himself with a biscuit or two from Mrs Spectacles’s special hamster biscuit recipe, but since she was away on holiday and wasn’t there to make him any, Kooloo decided to go and find her secret store of biscuits for himself. He scurried into the kitchen tent and excitedly dived into the biscuit barrel.
“Now, I’ll only have the one…” Kooloo quietly told himself as he crunched into a scrumptious biscuit and began to forget all about the challenge of the following day. Soon, after his tenth hamster biscuit, Kooloo felt exhausted and everything began to fade…..
“Crumbs!” Kooloo gasped, realising he’d finished the whole barrel. “He pulled himself out of it and dropped onto the floor feeling stuffed but still strangely hungry.
“Crumbs?” he said again looking at a trail of biscuit crumbs which led out of the kitchen tent. He followed it hoping it might lead to more hamster biscuits.
It led him across the main meeting square of the Amazing Travelling Space Circus and… Kooloo froze. A strange mix of opposing feelings had hit him. His stomach was still rumbling with hunger for more biscuits but he could now see that the trail of crumbs led straight into the Big Top. The orange and blue stripes of the huge tent somehow became menacing to him and he felt anxious once more.
“I’ll just sneak in…” whispered Kooloo softly. “They won’t see me if I’m as quiet as I usually am. Then I’ll grab the biscuits and zoom out with the jetpack attached to my space suit.”
So with all of his courage Kooloo tiptoed towards the Big Top, opening his visor and sniffing the air, as well as twitching his ears along the way in case someone approached. Even though he promised Max and Lara he would help them, he now realised his worst nightmare was to get trapped in the Big Top where he would have to announce the acts to a huge crowd with his little squeaky voice. When he got to the entrance of the Big Top he peered into the tent but everything was in darkness so he leapt excitedly inside thinking nobody would be around.
Kooloo landed with a bump onto something hard and cold. It felt like metal. There was a sudden clanking and then a hooter blared followed by a computerised voice which said, “Launch sequence has begun. Prepare for takeoff. Emergency protocols initiated!”
Kooloo flipped on a torchlight which was attached to the keypad on his spacesuit’s wrist and saw that he had somehow jumped right into one of the circus’s escape pods. Outside the small window of the craft he could see the large canvas of the tent falling down all around the pod. How foolish could he have been to have thought this was the Big Top? The stripes on that tent were red and green, not blue and orange.
Now Kooloo really knew what panic felt like. This wasn’t just some vague anxiety of a misfortune that might befall him if he tried to announce the acts in the Big Top with his squeaky voice, this was a real disaster happening right now and he didn’t have the first idea about how to stop it.
The pod began to lift off the ground and everything shook as the rocket boosters ignited. Kooloo frantically tried to remember what he had learned watching Max and Lara pilot their ship but the control panel of the escape pod looked very different and there were so many flashing lights that he simply didn’t know where to begin. 
Looking out of the pod window, Kooloo could see that his circus home was getting smaller and smaller. He suddenly realised that he might never again see Baked Bean the dragon blush or witness Tiny the Strongoid’s enormous feats of strength, or even laugh at Mr Scatterbrain’s antics with his jet-powered unicorn.
Kooloo frowned miserably but then a determined look appeared on his face and he turned back to the control panel of the escape pod. He began to just push every button he could see and yanked every lever possible to try and make the pod return to the circus.
Just when he thought this idea wasn’t going to work, he slammed a big red button and there was a sudden jolt to the escape pod followed by the computer voice which boomed out once more, “Emergency stop activated! Free fall descent beginning!”
Kooloo’s eyes widened and he rushed to a seat to buckle himself in and prepare for a crash landing as the pod hurtled back down to the circus. “Crumbs!!!” he gasped, scrunching his eyes up as he waited for the impending bump to the ground…..
“There you are…” said a familiar voice, but it wasn’t the computer from the escape pod speaking this time.
Kooloo felt dizzy. He peered up to see both Max and Lara standing above him. He was still inside Mrs Spectacles’s biscuit barrel which had fallen onto the floor of the kitchen tent and now rolled about as Kooloo pulled himself out of it.
“You must have fallen asleep here last night,” chuckled Lara, wiping crumbs from Kooloo’s space suit. “Too many biscuits before bedtime, eh?”
Kooloo nodded guiltily.
“They could give you bad dreams if you’re not careful!” smiled Max. “Anyway, are you ready for our rehearsal in the Big Top for the show later?”
Kooloo half-smiled, still in disbelief that his ride in the escape pod had only been a dream.
“Now, don’t fret about your performance,” smiled Lara. “We’ll give you a microphone, you know?”
As they left the kitchen tent Kooloo looked up into the stars and felt a sudden sense of relief that he was standing safely on the circus ship once more. His ambition was to be a space pilot one day but he now knew it could wait until he had the proper training for it. What he also now realised was that announcing the acts in the Big Top that day could never be as frightening as being lost in space in a malfunctioning escape pod.
“Things never turn out as badly as you might fear, you know?” said Max, patting Kooloo on the back as they approached the Big Top.
“Crumbs,” Kooloo gulped. The small hamster still felt a little shaky but this time it was nervous anticipation rather than dread, and he began to smile.
“Don’t worry,” chuckled Lara, lifting the entrance flap to the huge Big Top tent. “You will command the audience’s utmost attention, I’m sure.”
“Do you really think so?” squeaked Kooloo, opening his visor, now feeling confident enough to speak rather than type on his wrist keypad.
“Of course!” smiled Max. “Besides, your name spelled backwards is ‘Oo, look!’ after all!”
And with that, they walked into the Big Top, welcomed by the rapturous applause of the other acts inside, happy to see that Kooloo had finally arrived...
(word count: 1512)
©CGAllan 2008 - Please note: The right of CGAllan to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.
NB the art of "Max & Lara's Amazing Travelling Space Circus" is used here for non-profit and the copyright of which remains with the BBC.
Wednesday
Life is sometimes like a flock of pigeons being fed in the rain...

(a children's mystery tale)
by CGAllan

"Is it?" replied Mr Strange.
Mr Strange coughed from his desk as a small white feather caught in his throat. "We must get on, agreed?"
"Agreed." Mr Strange sighed as the floating boy was lost in a crowd of hurried people on the high street. He left the window, returning to the shredding machine. “I hope we’ve tidied up enough.”
*
Stephen hated it mum when is mum used his ‘Sunday name’. She pulled him by the arm as he slid through another puddle, catching only a glimpse of his blond ruffled hair and round face reflected in the water. "I wish your father hadn't bought you those stupid shoes - surely the wheels let in the water!"
Stephen’s feet were a little damp, but he was more interested in a pigeon that was limping along the kerb. The bird only had one foot. On its other leg there was a stump where a foot had once been.
The bird flew away. It joined lots of other pigeons across the busy road, in an alley where the big stores kept their bins. An old man with wild red hair was feeding the flock from a paper bag. Stephen was amazed to see the normally nervous birds landing on his hands, quite tamely. As his mum continued her heated words with the newspaper seller, Stephen stared intently at the pigeon man. He looked like he might be homeless because of the torn clothes he wore, but he also looked content at feeding the pigeons. Then without warning, the man looked across at Stephen, lifted his hand and waved.
“Come on, Stephen! Now!” his mum had finished arguing.
Stephen cautiously waved back at the old man and turned to skate through the puddles after him mum again.
*
1807”.“This is it,” said Stephen’s mum. “Lots of stairs – that’s what I always remember from being a young girl.”
They had reached the far end of the high street and come to a line of old terraced buildings that towered into the sky. Stephen peered up at them and noticed all of the window ledges apart from those of Strange, Strange & Gardener had small clumps of metal spikes on them, like patches of long grass, only deadlier. He thought of the pigeon with the stumped foot again. Then it began to rain.
“Well, I always found the best way to tackle these stairs when I’d come with your granddad was to take a deep breath…” his mum paused as she inhaled deeply. Her jet black wavy hair moved here and there with the falling raindrops. She clasped Stephen’s hand tightly. “…and then race up them and don’t stop until you get to the third floor!”
By the time they got to the third floor Stephen’s mum had to sit down on the top step of the staircase to catch their breath. Stephen stared past her at a tall old gentleman dressed in a posh but dull suit that matched the weather outside. The man looked over his half-moon glasses at them. His bald head shook and the white hair above his ears twitched slightly.
He took out a small pocket watch from his waistcoat pocket. “Prompt as ever, I see, Mrs Smith.”
“Ms Smith,” replied Stephen’s mum, getting to her feet. “I’ve come to see why haven’t you written to my… husband yet?”
Stephen could hear a fluttering noise from behind a door to the back of Mr Strange which was marked “Private”. He looked at the frosted glass in the door and thought he could see a figure jumping up and down as if frantically trying to catch something.
“Come right in and we’ll discuss this further.” said Mr Strange.
“Now, let’s see… ‘S’… ‘Smith’…” Mr Strange open one of the filing cabinet draw
s and thumbed through lots of papers. “Atchoo!” came a voice from behind the heavy door as it swung open. A younger man appeared who was dressed in a lighter suit than Mr Strange but very much the same apart from that. Stephen noticed a black feather in the young man’s neatly parted brown hair.
“Bless you, Mr Strange,” said Stephen’s mum.
“They’re father and son.” smiled his mum.
Stephen’s mum rolled her eyes. “Mr Strange Junior, meet my son, Stephen.”
“A pleasure!” The young Mr Strange looked down at the boy’s feet. “You… glided across the pavement like… you could fly. But, how?”
“Easy!” replied Stephen catching his right foot with his hand and revealing the wheels under his trainer. “Heelys! See?”

“Mr Strange…” came the older man’s voice. “Could you assist me with Ms Smith’s files?”
“Of course, Mr Strange.” replied the younger man.
Stephen’s mum went over to a pile of magazines by the window. Stephen tried to look into the next room, past the heavy door which was slightly ajar.
“Here we are!” announced old Mr Strange, appearing to nod towards the heavy door.
The young Mr Strange pushed it shut. “I’ll have my… secretary next door sort this in a jiffy!
“Do help yourselves to tea or coffee while we deal with this, Ms Smith.” added Mr Strange Senior, and both he and his son went into the adjoining room.
Stephen wheeled around the floor of the office trying not to feel puzzled by the other room. But then the fluttering noise began again and as his mum was distracted by a teapot, he wheeled out into the hallway.
He crept to the door with the frosted glass and knelt down to look through the keyhole. He could see very little but could hear muffled speech from inside, so he put his ear to the keyhole instead.

“Be reasonable,… Beatrice!” said the younger Mr Strange and then he sneezed again.
“Would you please stop giving those things names!” said the older Mr Strange.
“Just one more letter today, that’s all, then you can go home!”
There was a crashing and Stephen leapt sideways. The door swung open and out flew two blackbirds. Stephen was glued to the wall.
“Now what do we do?” came Mr Strange Junior’s voice from inside the room.
“We do it the old fashioned way.” replied Mr Strange Senior and the door closed.
Stephen ran after the blackbirds. On the next landing down he saw them perched on the banister that led to the first floor. He moved slowly but they flew off down the stairs and so he ran after them again - they turned towards an open fire escape at the back of the building. He sped after the blackbirds, swinging round from the bottom stair but his Heelys suddenly took over, carrying him uncontrollably towards the backdoor.
He toppled out of the doorway and onto… soft grass. He looked up and saw blue sky and wisps of white cloud overhead. Around him were trees and flowers of all kinds, as well as birds who were singing merrily, and,… sitting on an old wooden bench, a young man with blazing red hair.

The man was dressed in a sandy jacket and brown cords. A spade rested against his knee. And then the garden seemed to fall silent – all of the birds had stopped singing.
“Don’t worry,” chuckled the young man. “They’re just shocked to see you. I, on the other hand, am very glad to meet you.”
Stephen approached the man and sat down on the bench. “Is… this all yours?”
“In a way.” replied the man. “But only because it’s the place I like to be most in the world. I’m the Gardener, by the way.”
“I don’t like it much.” sighed Stephen. He looked at the bench they were sitting on. It was made from the trunk of an old tree. There were dozens of names etched on it – all with “Strange” as their surname.
“They seem quite odd to be honest.” said Stephen slowly. “I think they were asking two blackbirds to… write my mum’s letter.”
Just then five pigeons glided down from the skies above. Stephen watched their descent and noticed two of them had stumped feet like the one he’d seen on the street earlier. But then,… somehow,… as they all landed next to the bench, every one of them had two feet to walk on.
“Can you keep a secret?” replied the Gardener, not waiting for Stephen’s answer. “There’s something magical about this space. And time is of no consequence here. A few generations after Strange & Strange Solicitors first opened, one over-worked Strange man who was something of a dreamer whispered out here, 'This work’s for the birds', and he began to plant trees out here as a refuge for all Strange men and birds alike. In return, the Stranges’ feathered friends secretly worked inside while the garden flourished outside. Soon, the firm became 'Strange, Strange & Gardener' because they needed someone to look after this place of solitude full-time."
“So,… these birds… can actually type letters?” asked Stephen staring at the pigeons.
“Yes,” chuckled the Gardener. “In fact, those finches up there are particularly good at filing.”
“Stephen Cecil Smith!” came his mother’s voice from inside the building. “Where have you got to this time?”
“‘Cecil’?” said the Gardener. “You didn’t tell me your middle name before.”
“That’s because I hate it,” replied Stephen. “But it was my grandfather’s name and his before him.”
“You see this tree sapling?” asked the Gardener kneeling by a small but gloriously green sprout of a tree. “It has leaves joined straight to its stalk, each called a ‘sessile’. This tree may look tiny and weak now but through its leaves it will thrive here.”
Stephen wasn’t sure what to say except goodbye and he climbed the steps to the building. He looked back into the garden as he reached the door. The young Gardener stood by his bench and waved while birds flew all about him. Stephen waved back and closed the door. His mum was standing at the front entrance.
Stephen frowned. He was sure he had only been in the hidden garden for ten minutes at most. And then he smiled, wheeling out to the front steps. “Actually, it wasn’t that boring at all…”

Mr Strange Junior looked out of the window onto the high street as Stephen and his mum left in the continuing rain. Mr Strange Senior sat slumped in his chair, snoring lightly. The heavy door of their office opened and in walked an old man with deep red hair, dressed in tattered clothes. He joined the younger Strange man at the window.
The Gardener didn’t answer, he just smiled and gazed at the pigeons sitting contently on the window ledge outside.
(word count: 2,093)
©CGAllan 2007 - Please note: The right of CGAllan to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.
The inspiration for this strange story came from a real life plaque which I saw in my home city one day labelled "Strange, Strange & Gardner" - I don't recall what the business was for (it wasn't family solicitors) but ever since then I've wanted to write this story. Where the Disney-fied helper birds come in was an odd flash of an image I had on another occasion passing the same street in my city where I thought I saw birds flying around "inside" an office window high above the street. I did the classic double-take look and of course there wasn't anything actually there but that imagery stuck with me too and as my mind poured over the story lines I play with and consider on a day-to-day basis, the odd plaque and the birds inside the office became part of the same tale.
Because of the name on the plaque, I wanted to make the story as "strange" as possible. And a few people who have read it have said that they do indeed find it an odd narrative. The reasons for the behaviour of the two strange men as well as the oddity of the old but at the same time young gardener is very much left to the reader to work out.
I'm not sure that everything in this story works as well as I envisioned when starting to write it - for instance, is the under current and unspoken divorce of Stephen's parents obvious enough? And also, is the ending too much of an unexpected thing - ie Stephen being the next likely Gardener? Does that need more build up, hinting at?
The story was written to a word limit though and this is perhaps why I skimmed over some plot points or cut them down as much as I felt able - I entered it into the Academy of Children's Writing 2007 writing competition (see the beginning of the story for the link to their site) and got a good feedback letter even though I didn't win a prize in the contest. This is a story I'd like to expand and add to, so you never know, I'll probably revisit it when I take time out from my main novel writing at some point and it could reappaer here in its "unabridged" form... Here's what the ACW had to say specifically about my writing:
"Although your story did not win one of the prizes you did reach the final 300. To reach the final 15% you obviously have an understanding of young people that impressed our panel of judges. This is a quality that is invaluable to a would-be children's writer. The judges suggested that I make this particular point when writing to you about your entry as we only write to the 15% of entrants who are short-listed."
"We suspect that you have had some experience in this field - possibly in telling stories to young relatives or friends. This, together with your 'way with words', indicates that with a little effort your natural talent could be developed to enable you to produce work of publication standard."
A few months after this, I got a follow-up letter from the ACW (this time from the Director himself!) thanking me for the story and they also had more positive things to say:
A tale in the making - completed, but now, as you read this, being re-drafted...
Coming soon from the pen of CGAllan...
enjoying puddles on the high street in his new trainers

that same day, nothing made much sense any more,

